artisticTraumatizer

Your name is KRIS. You live in a house that is covered in your MOTHER'S TCHOTCHKES and your own PILES OF USELESS SHIT. This, coupled with your inability to keep ANY SURFACE CLEAN, makes you INCAPABLE OF FINDING ANYTHING YOU NEED. Because of your inaptitude for existing in a clean environment, you are CONSTANTLY FREAKING OUT ABOUT HAVING LOST SOMETHING. You have an unruly passion for ANY HOBBY THAT MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE LESS OF SHITTY PERSON. As a future teacher, you wonder how all your HORRIBLE HABITS are going to impress upon THIS COUNTRY'S YOUTH. Your friends think you're a GOD DAMN HOT MESS but your clumsy attempts at comedy redeems you in their eyes, despite that your humor is UNCOUTH AS FUCK.

Your handle is artisticTraumatizer and you speak in a manner that is OVER-ACCENTUATED WITH THE CAPSLOCK KEY TO EXPRESS BOTH YOUR DISDAIN FOR ALL THINGS AND YOUR DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED MIRTH FOR SAID THINGS.
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Stalking With No Shame

All work can be done either traditionally or digitally. If you do not let me know which you want, then I will decide~

Adult work is okay!

Anything goes!! But I am particularly fond of drawing Sailor Moon and Homestuck! OCs welcome!

A second character increases the price by 50%. Backgrounds increase the price by complexity.

Prices are negotiable.

I can also emulate other artist’s styles. So if there is a particular look you’d like, I can do that too. I can copy the style, or fuse it with my own.

BUSTS

Sketch: 5 USD

Inks: 8 USD

 Simple colors: 12 USD

 Refined colors: 17 USD

3/4 BODY

Sketch: 8 USD

 Inks: 15 USD

 Simple colors: 20 USD

Refined colors: 30 USD

FULL BODY

Sketch: 12 USD

Inks: 22 USD

Simple colors: 30 USD

Refined colors: 40 USD

CHIBIS 

Sketch: 4 USD

Inks: 7 USD

Simple colors: 10 USD

Refined colors: 15 USD

cakeintheoven answered: Draw Gamzee!
willowcreeksuicide answered: tavros

Does it count if I combined the two?

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Vukasin Brajic,
Eurovision Song Contest Oslo 2010

makoyana:

My dogs, I don’t believe I’ve finished this crap at last O____o”
I’ve been making this HS song-illustration since December and I couldn’t resist posting some of the frames here, probably you’ve seen them.

I still don’t really like how some things turned to look. Probably I’ll redraw it, but not today, I’m just fucking tired, you understand x_x

 

 

 

Absolutely lovely. There’s some very inspirational art here.

shrunken-gentleman answered: How about some EriKar? If you support it ^^

I told my friend that I was going to draw some EridanxKarkat, and her response was “blindfolds”. That was it. Just blindfolds. 

So, yeah, this happened.

Man, Karkat, that is some barely concealed anger. I applaud you for even trying.

So are Eridan’s fins just part of his face, or are they his ears? o__o Is there a canon answer to this that I’m not finding, or is just up to the artist?

EDIT: Thanks for the help, guys! :D I decided to go with making them just “protrusions” on his face, like the wiki says. Thanks, a-bagel


bishyt answered: John…as a rabbit.

This is the first thing that came to mind, XD

bishyt answered: John…as a rabbit.

This is the first thing that came to mind, XD

You should do Aradia in the cool minimalist style in which you drew Eridan!
whereihomestuckwithnoshame whereihomestuckwithnoshame Said:

Ohh! :D That’s a lovely idea. I will give it a shot!

lumpideus answered: Grimdark Roooooose

This was really fun!! :D It was cool to try some new techniques with her!

Asker 3pithimia Asks:
YES! I'm so glad you're into Homestuck now! :D
whereihomestuckwithnoshame whereihomestuckwithnoshame Said:

It is an illness and I don’t want the cure.

th3d3vilsdoor answered: draw karkat and terezi!

DONE.

Karkat has been hanging out with Terezi too much. Put your tongue back in your mouth, boy.